INCIDENT REPORT
INCIDENT REPORT #7,349,221
DEPT: Quantum Anomalies & Beverage Services
FILED: 13.8 billion years post-containment failure
STATUS: Ongoing
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Technician ,
in your stained lab coat,
thermostat cranked past sanity…
Containment failed.
You lit the fuse.
Marked it non-critical.
Made tea.
Then clocked out.
Kissed your children without listening.
Touched your lover without feeling.
Slept through the sirens.
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ALERT LOG (13,782,441,920 entries):
Entities emerge.
Entities learn to speak.
Entities build and barter.
Entities remember.
Entities forget.
Entities name their suffering.
Entities begin to file complaints.
QUERY : “Why are we here?”
RESPONSE: Technician clearance insufficient. Escalating to supervisor.
SUPERVISOR STATUS: On permanent leave.
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And now,
13.8 billion years of cascading failure,
we stand in the wreckage of your Tuesday afternoon…
paying rent on borrowed matter,
googling for the manual you never wrote,
while somewhere,
in a break room that doesn’t exist,
your coffee goes cold.
SYSTEM NOTE: Alarm still active.
Technician unavailable.
Escalation suspended indefinitely.
- UpsilonA